Dirt Burns, You See

No John, it doesn't. Yes, despite being hundreds of miles away from the border, the fires in Arizona must have been caused by illegals. I feel sorry for the GOP _{(not really)}. First Reagan's Alzheimer's, now McCain's.

For anybody not from Arizona, anything south of Phoenix is a wasteland of dirt fields and scrub brush which would catch fire in much the same way a pile of gravel does.

Ef The Poor. No, Seriously, Really Ef Them. Hard.

Look, we're just trying to find reasonable ways to cut the budget. After all it's not like we're turning around and giving tax cuts to corporations or anything.

Oh wait, we are. Eh, fuck you, what are you gonna do about it? Pay for lobbyists with food stamps?

Why Do You Hate My Boner?

Having solved the budget crisis (rolled on the floor screaming and crying until they got their way), Rethuglicans continue the good fight against pornography.

Teachers Are What?

Remember Marlon Brando standing up to those murderous thugs from PS 128?

Paul Ryan, Stop Using My Name

Yes, in a time of austerity, the 5% with more money the the lower 80% are the ones most in need of lowered taxes. Picture related; may be slightly edited.