What First Amendment?

If they didn't want the choice they shouldn't have committed the crime (in a town of religious nut-jobs).

So Alabama moves ahead in the ongoing race for Dumbest state in the country again. Low hanging fruit joke follows: I wonder how the judge would react if you asked for the nearest mosque?

No Condoms, No Prob- Whoops, Guess Not

Pray that fetus away! Now, Texas has lost quite a bit in the the stupid race, what with Arizona and Alabama running (red)neck and neck to be the most racist state in the country, but they're a pretty invincible contender for the bronze.

Texas lawmakers cut sex ed from two six-month courses to a single unit of "abstinence only" education. But early indications showed that the program wasn't working. In fact, teens in almost all high school grades were having more sex after undergoing the abstinence only program. By 2007, Texas had the highest teen birth rate in the nation.

At least that teen mom show on MTV won't run out of stars.

Dirt Burns, You See

No John, it doesn't. Yes, despite being hundreds of miles away from the border, the fires in Arizona must have been caused by illegals. I feel sorry for the GOP _{(not really)}. First Reagan's Alzheimer's, now McCain's.

For anybody not from Arizona, anything south of Phoenix is a wasteland of dirt fields and scrub brush which would catch fire in much the same way a pile of gravel does.

Next Up, Privatized Courts

A lawsuit? For you? Heh. Guess the LOLbertarians win another one. Congrats assholes, enjoy your corporate oligarchy.

Ef The Poor. No, Seriously, Really Ef Them. Hard.

Look, we're just trying to find reasonable ways to cut the budget. After all it's not like we're turning around and giving tax cuts to corporations or anything.

Oh wait, we are. Eh, fuck you, what are you gonna do about it? Pay for lobbyists with food stamps?