No Condoms, No Prob- Whoops, Guess Not

Pray that fetus away! Now, Texas has lost quite a bit in the the stupid race, what with Arizona and Alabama running (red)neck and neck to be the most racist state in the country, but they're a pretty invincible contender for the bronze.

Texas lawmakers cut sex ed from two six-month courses to a single unit of "abstinence only" education. But early indications showed that the program wasn't working. In fact, teens in almost all high school grades were having more sex after undergoing the abstinence only program. By 2007, Texas had the highest teen birth rate in the nation.

At least that teen mom show on MTV won't run out of stars.